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Tiger Will Surpass Jack Nicklaus

Friday, July 16th, 2010

If Tiger Woods had no car accident and continued developing his careerï¼? I believe that Tiger Woods will break Jack Nicklaus’ all-time record of 18 majors.

Despite these troubled times for Tiger and Jack Nicklaus‘ 70th birthday celebrations last week providing a fresh reminder of Jack’s greatness, the vast majority of golf lovers still believe that Woods will surpass the Golden Bear’s tally

Woods has 14 majors so far but 79% voted ‘Yes’ when asked if he would beat the record of 18. Only 21% believed Tiger wouldn’t be able to rack up the five further majors he needs to become the most successful player in history.Although they used discount golf clubs the voters can judge.

They too reckon that Tiger will re-write the record books and soon after Woods announced that he was taking an indefinite break from the game, Ladbrokes were quoting 2/5 that he would beat Jack’s record.

However, those odds who liked the taylormade golf clubs are a far cry from what they were.

When Tiger bagged his 14th major (the US Open) in June 2008, Ladbrokes reckoned that, despite the world number one being set to go under the knife, it was a foregone conclusion and made Woods 1/20 to post 19 or more majors.

Given chanceï¼?tiger woods will continue to do best to reach career climax.

a joke:Two Alligators

Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp. The
quite smaller one turned to the quite bigger one and said,
“I jes can’t unnerstand hows you kin be so much bigger’n
me. We’re the same age, we was the same size as kids.
I just don’t get it.”

“Well,” said the big ‘gator, “What you been eatin’, boy?”
“Politicians – same as you,” replied the small ‘gator.

“Hmmm. Well, where do y’all catch ‘em?” “Down ‘tother
side of the old swamp near the parkin’ lot by the capitol.”

“Same here. Hmmm. How do you catch ‘em?” “Well, I
crawls up under one of them Lexuses and wait fer one to
unlock the car door. Then I jumps out, grab ‘em on the leg,
shake the crap out of ‘em, and eat ‘em!”

“Ah!” says the big alligator, “I think I see your problem. You
ain’t gettin’ any real nourishment.

Ya see, by the time you get done shakin’ the crap out of a
politician, there ain’t nothin’ left but an mouth and a briefcase.”

happy day!

Tiger Woods Gets Married

Thursday, July 15th, 2010

I don’t know what is so fascinating about a world famous sports star marrying a blonde bombshell. Why does this type of news become such fodder for the tabloids? Especially when it’s something that the superstar athlete would much rather keep private.

Is it impossible for someone whose athletic prowess has vaulted him to the top of his profession to expect some sort of private life? There is little in a grown man’s life that is more personal than matrimony – even for somebody that is easily recognized world wide for his competitive achievements.

I guess when one of baseball’s all-time greatest players espouses one of the world’s biggest sex symbols it makes for stop-the-presses news. On January 14, 1954, almost three years after retiring, Yankee legend Joe DiMaggio married movie star Marilyn Monroe.

The paparazzi’s dream couple didn’t go anywhere unnoticed. A tough situation for a man who treasured his privacy; but priceless exposure for a box office sensation. DiMaggio and Monroe divorced after nine tumultuous months.

Many sports celebrities have married in the fifty years since Joltin’ Joe and Marilyn said “I do,” but none have generated the same kind of mass hysteria. That is until Tiger popped the question to Swedish nanny/model Elin Nordegren at an African game reserve.

Let the media circus begin. No two-paragraph announcement in the society page for this kind of headline news. Tiger’s getting married and everybody that is anybody has an opinion.

The most-expressed concern seems to center around how Tiger’s impending nuptials will affect his golf game. Didn’t they ask that very same question when Tiger decided to switch to Nike golf clubs?

Jack Nicklaus thinks settling down and starting a family will help. Tiger’s father disagrees. In a usatoday.com article, Earl Woods is quoted as saying “… a wife can sometimes be a deterrent to a good game of golf clubs.”

Been there, Earl. The lawn needs mowing. Someone has to take the kid to his play-date. The garage is so cluttered that the car won’t fit in it anymore. My wife can find a hundred different ways to deter me from “a good game of golf.” But I’m not the world’s number one player. Heck, I’m not even the block’s number one player.

Somehow, I doubt that Tiger’s husbandly duties will keep him from jetting to Augusta for The Masters. It’s one thing to cancel a Saturday morning tee time with the guys, another altogether to skip a major championship because the dog has a grooming appointment at PetSmart.

I just can’t picture the future Mrs. Woods storing Tiger’s U.S. Open trophies in the attic to make room on the mantle for a fruit bowl that’s been in the family for generations; or excavating the backyard putting green because the soil is just right for her vegetable garden.

I don’t think there will be any heated arguments over the household budget, or whether to pay the minimum amount due on the MasterCard bill. And Tiger won’t have to hear about blowing junior’s college fund on a can’t-miss Super Bowl bet.

There’s a good chance that Tiger won’t ever have to give up his spot on the Ryder Cup team because cousin Bjorn is coming all the way from Stockholm for a visit the same week.
When Tiger plays in a golf tournament, there’s nobody on the golf course that is more focused on the task at hand. If he misses a short putt or slices a drive into the trees it sure won’t be because he forgot to empty the Diaper Genie that morning.

Tiger’s to-do list might get a little longer: put socks in hamper; put toilet seat down; put 220 yard 6-iron three feet from the cup. All indications are that he can handle the added pressure.
The idea that becoming a husband will be detrimental to Tiger’s golf game is as absurd as the hoopla that surrounds his announced engagement. And it’s ridiculous to point to Elin Nordegren as the cause of any future failings like she’s the Yoko Ono of the golf world.

If merely proposing marriage can generate this much attention, analysis and speculation, I can only imagine what kind of spectacle will be made of the actual wedding ceremony. At least Joe and Marilyn had the luxury of a small, private civil ceremony at San Francisco City Hall. That was long before the Internet – and The Enquire.

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Our little Tiger Woods

Thursday, July 1st, 2010


Frankie loves golf and has been playing it for weeks now since he sat down to watch a Tournament with daddy…… He has his 3 little Mickey Mouse clubs, we wanted to share this with you….

Tik Tok Cover Parody Kesha (Tiger Woods) Tiger Woe Woe Woes by JC Van Luyn

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010


Contact Info: ? jcvanluynmusic@googlemail.com ? www.facebook.com ? www.myspace.com ? www.twitter.com Thank YOU for your time to view my vid=) so epic of you=) *some EXPLICIT LYRICS* Lyrics & Music by JC Van Luyn There’s nothing like making a song your own by making a Parody…and it also keeps the copyright fairies away..=) I don’t condone or sponsor the actions of Tiger or his mistresses, although it sure is great entertainment with the many Tiger Ladies surfacing. But I do believe Tiger “IS” Golf. Tiger will be back….and with a new Cadillac! Lyrics & Chords: Bb C Dm Wake up in the morning feeling like Tiger Woods Bb C Dm be driving around downtown, be checkin out all the goods Bb C Dm But Before I leave I’ll tell my wife & kids lies of crap Bb C Dm Cause when I leave for tonight, I may never come back Bb I’m talking-calling all my mistressess C Dm textmessaging these Actresses Bb Eating fast food and waitresses Bb club hopping- all my favorite strip clubs C Dm spending all. my endorsement bucks Bb sipping on. some expensive bubbly Bb Please stop, make it stop C Dm All them bitches poppin up Bb All they see, in me C Dm is the fame & money Bb Please stop make it stop C Dm But the scandal won’t stop Gm It’s the Tiger Woe woe woe woes C It’s the Tiger Woe woe woe woes

Tiger Woods 4th hour Ebel

Sunday, June 20th, 2010

Rise and Fall of Tiger Woods 3rd hour ebel

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010


This story outlines the rise and fall of Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods Head Shot

Tuesday, June 15th, 2010


Tiger woods 2007 on ps3, funny shot of golf ball smackin of a kids head. (its a game, dont worry)

Golf Needs Tiger Woods

Monday, June 14th, 2010

 

 John Daly told reporters in Australia that he would tell his story on Tuesday.

 

“The thing that Tiger needs to look at is, whatever happened, just tell the truth,” said Daly, who will play the Australian Open at the New South Wales Golf Club from Thursday.

 

Dual major winner Daly, who has had his share of off-the-course troubles, also called on Woods to attend this week’s Chevron World Golf Challenge, the tournament he hosts annually for a small, invited field.

 

Woods said Monday his injuries would prevent him playing in the tournament and he would not compete again until next year.

 

“Hopefully he’ll go out there with his wife and his kids and support… the sponsor of his tournament,” Daly told reporters. “The most important thing right now is for them to be together.”

 

Daly said he was confident Woods would weather the controversy.

 

“He’ll get over this. The family will get over it. They’ll move on. Golf needs him,” he said.

 

“I hate for something like that to happen to anybody. I just want him and his wife and kids to be happy and for him to keep pursuing the goals that he had.”

 

On Monday Daly said he hoped Woods made a swift recovery for the sake of the sport.

 

“Tiger’s the biggest asset the tour’s had in a long, long time,” he said. “Whatever happened, as long as he’s OK that’s all that matters. Golf needs him badly… no doubt.”

 

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Weir expects Tiger Woods to return to golf

Friday, June 11th, 2010

Mike Weir expects his friend Tiger Woods to return to the PGA Tour sooner than later.

 

“My guess is he’ll be back for the Masters,” Weir said Friday. “I’m hoping he’s back for the majors. They’re at such great venues this year. Courses he’s obviously done very well on. I heard Jack (Nicklaus) talking about that the other day that it would be a big year for him to kinda get closer to Jack’s (record of 18 major titles) with the venues they’re at.

“But more than that, myself being a competitor, I want to see him there,” the 2003 Masters champion continued. “When I’m playing the majors and trying to win them, you want the best guy there to compete against. Selfishly I want him there for that and I think the Tour does. Obviously they want him back. It’s good when he’s around.”

Weir, speaking during a conference call from his home in Draper, Utah, said he hasn’t talked to Woods since having “reached out to him” in late November.

Woods, the world’s No. 1-ranked player and winner of 15 majors, crashed his SUV into a tree outside his Florida home in the early hours of Nov. 27 after what’s believed to have been an argument with wife, Elin Nordegren, the mother of the couple’s two children, upon discovering his infidelity.

The ensuing days and weeks saw myriad allegations of affairs come to light and Woods has taken an indefinite leave from the Tour to focus on his family matters. He wasn’t been seen in public since the accident.

“I guess he’s been unavailable,” Weir said.

Weir, who starts his season with next week’s Bob Hope Classic in La Quinta, Calif., is somewhat bewildered by the comments of some players who figure they can take advantage of Woods’s absence in attempt to dominate the Tour and even knock him from top spot in the world rankings, where he’s been for the last 240 consecutive weeks.

Geoff Ogilvy of Australia, prior to winning last week’s season opening SBS Championship in Hawaii, told reporters that No. 1 might be up for grabs this year, arguably more so when Woods was sidelined nine months following his victory at the 2008 U.S. Open while recovering from knee surgery. Woods returned to win five times in 2009.

“A lot of guys will be thinking ‘Here is my year,’ ” said Ogilvy.

“I don’t get the argument that someone is going to sneak up and all of a sudden take the bull by horns,” said Weir. “It could happen and hopefully I can do it, but it’s hard to do. It’s hard to win 8, 9, 10 times. I don’t know what other players are thinking, but I never look at it as an opportunity when he’s out. For me, you want to play the best and win when he’s there.

“He brings the best out of everybody else, especially in major championships,” Weir said. “Would guy like Y.E. Yang pull off all those shots (to beat Woods at the PGA Championship) if he was playing somebody else in the field in the last round? You don’t know. Maybe it brought out the best in him that day.

“I know he brought the best out of me when I played him in Montreal,” said Weir, referring to his dramatic victory over Woods in their singles match at the 2007 Presidents Cup at Royal Montreal.

Weir will be looking for his first Tour victory since 2007, when he ended the season with win at the Fry’s Electronics Open. After the Bob Hope, he’ll take a week off and play three consecutive weeks, the Northern Trust Open, AT&T Pebble Beach National Pro-Am, and the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship in Playa del Carmen, Mexico.

He plans to attend the second week of the Vancouver Olympics following the match play, taking in the Games as “just” a fan.

“The Olympics were here in Salt Lake City eight years ago. We had a great time, but my kids were really young and don’t remember much about it, so I just want to go up there and enjoy it,” he said

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Tiger Has Become A Sport Passing Golf

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

The PGA Merchandise Show is over.  All the press releases telling us about new products that were unveiled has come and gone leaving some writers with nothing to do.  No, wait. There is Tiger. That is almost as easy as cutting and pasting press releases of new products, adding a line or two then calling it an article.

Golf writers seem to have forgotten there is a TOUR underway with actual players shooting actual scores winning actual money. Think I am nuts?  Check it out for yourself.  See? They are really playing golf. And get this; without Tiger!

I can see it now.  When, (and IF), TW returns to the TOUR, some of these golf writers will be asking “Where did this kid come from?” OR, “See, TW has done to himself, he just has not got what it takes anymore’, after a loss to a Dustin Johnson or some other three time winning ‘upstart’.

When the Tiger Woods saga unfolded I could understand the frenzy, speculation and fascination with the entire mess.  That was in late November and December last year.  It is now mid February, the PGA TOUR is in full swing and STILL the media seems hell bent to join the NATIONAL ENQUIRER and other tabloids in continuing to nip at the heels of this guy who, right or wrong, seems to be trying to put his life back together. Were I he, after the way this incessant speculation has gone, I would restrict media coverage of his sit down Friday at TPC Sawgrass too.

The media all said he needed to get his life back together. Well, he finally entered treatment, he is communicating with his wife, and has tried to remove himself from the public scene to take the pressure off his family, get some help and generally let the sport of competitive golf move on.  However, you all just will not quite until, it seems, you have destroyed any hope of TW ever being able to play competitively again.

“Well, he brought all this on himself.” you say.  Yes he did, but what gives anyone the right to so scrutinize a person’s attempts to get their life back on track to the point of literally destroying any hope of that ever happening? That is not news, it is GOSSIP.

The media seems to get bent out of shape when someone is able to actually keep their private life private. When they get their toe in the door of a celebrity’s privacy they just will not quite.  The ‘meat tenderizing’ of TW’s face by Elin last November is a perfect example.  It happened and now the entire world is standing in the living room drooling to see what is going to happen next. Can we all just move on?

Look, TW might be having this sit down at Sawgrass in an effort to save his marriage but I have a feeling he is also hoping it will get you guys to back off just a little.  What he doesn’t seem to realize is there is absolutely nothing he can give the media that is going to satisfy them.  Nada, Zip, ZERO!!

What the media doesn’t seem to realize is that this errant athlete just might give the golf world in the U.S. the Bronx cheer and go live somewhere else taking his talent with him.  I can see it now: TW plays on the Bora Bora Olympic Golf Team or simply buys an island, goes away for a couple years only to return with a line of golf clubs like Ben Hogan.

Come on people, there are more interesting things to write about.  Why not try something spontaneous.  Here is an idea, the PGA TOUR or something like that. Can you say PGA TOUR without using the name Tiger?  I know it’s going to be tough but you can do it!

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